Pickled GOAT, for high performance endurance athletes who cramp
What is Pickled GOAT?
Your head says go. Your muscles say no.
When you feel the muscle twitch, when the cramp decides to hit, reach for Pickled GOAT. A compact, fast‑acting, cramp‑busting shot for high performance endurance athletes. Easy to carry. Easy to open. Flavours you’ll actually enjoy.
Who is it for
High performance athletes.
We call this group the HERD for short, High Endurance Racing Distance athletes. Anyone who suffers exercise associated muscle cramps during a triathlon, marathon, ultra trail run, road or mountain bike riding, or field and court sports.
Products
Eight flavours.
Four botanical flavours and four natural flavours. Sign up to have your say on what makes the final selection.
Botanicals
Naturals
Images are concepts, not the final product.
The stats
It is not just you.
Cramping prevalence figures are drawn from published research. The sample figure is ours.
Get in early
Want in on the samples?
Tell us what you race and roughly when. If you like the product and it works for you, we will give you 5 more, and first dibs on the product launch dates and offers. Launch is targeted for May 2027.
Testimonies
What our members say.
Our official members of the HERD are testing it through their own training and competition.
“It tastes better than the other ones.”
“Used the product today when I got a cramp and it was gone within minutes.”
“It tasted so good I wanted more.”
“It almost tasted too good.”
“It was like drinking a craft kombucha. In short, very drinkable.”
“I found it to be very effective in stopping the onset of cramps and the taste was quite pleasant.”
Free test
Get your Cramp Risk Score.
One minute of questions, your cramp score out of 100, and a BLEAT, a free race‑day guide written for your performance discipline.
Take the score if
- You are still racing marathon, trail, ultra, triathlon, road or mountain bike, field or court sports
- You have suffered any sports related cramps in the past, or feel prone to them
- You have done the electrolytes, the salt tabs and the magnesium, and you still cramp
Give it a miss if
- You are currently subject to anti‑doping testing. We hold no sport certification yet, so you are out of scope for samples until we do
- You want a hydration or electrolyte product
- You want a medical answer to medical conditions that involve cramping, which is a conversation for your doctor
