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Samples go to athletes who cramp.

The HERD is endurance athletes who cramp in races. If that is you, this puts you in line for a sample from an early test batch, and sends you the race‑day guide written for your discipline.

  • The BLEAT for your discipline, seven of them, every claim traced to a published study
  • First call on the early test batches. You use it in training, weeks out, never on race day
  • Your feedback decides the final formulation, the flavour count and the price

Five questions.

Samples are limited and they go to athletes who actually cramp.

We hold no sport certification yet, so if you are tested we will tell you honestly that you are out of scope until we do. No spam. Ever. One click to unsubscribe.

We cannot send you a sample yet.

You told us you are subject to anti‑doping testing, and we hold no sport certification. Informed Sport and HASTA are goals, not promises, so you are out of scope for samples until they are real. We would rather say that than take the risk with your career.

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Your guide is ready now, and you are in line for a sample when the early test batches reach your discipline.

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